Would You Like Fries with that "D"

And we wonder why we've become a nation of bloated sacks.

In what can only be described as a stroke (pun) of marketing genius, McDonald's has started promoting Happy Meals on kid's report cards. Who could possibly foresee the negative press that might ensue from marketing high-fat foods to kids?

It's not like we have obesity problem in this country or anything. That sound you hear is the wheezing of millions of portly prepubescent progeny pounding down their third cheeseburger before the bell rings.