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When the zombies come for us --and they will-- you simply MUST have one of those around. Personally, I hope it will be those Night-of-the-Living-Dead kind and not those new turbo-charged-Jessie-Owens-on-meth ones showing up in movies these days. I do not recall requesting a turbo zombie upgrade. That's like spiders that can fly or something. I mean, isn't it bad enough as it is?
Click here to begin your preparations for the impending zombie holocaust. That is unless you want to have your skull treated like a Tootsie Roll Pop with your brain as the chewy center to be eaten by the undead. Whatever floats your boat.
Ah, I love Halloween.
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